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It
was a Saturday afternoon, gay and brilliant after abundant rains, and
the spirit of youth dwelt in it, though the season was now autumn. All
that was gracious triumphed. As the motorcars passed through Summer
Street they raised only a little dust, and their stench was soon
dispersed by the wind and replaced by the scent of the wet birches or of
the pines. Mr. Beebe, at leisure for life's amenities, leant over his
Rectory gate. Freddy leant by him, smoking a pendant pipe. "Suppose
we go and hinder those new people opposite for a little."
"M'm."
"They
might amuse you." Freddy,
whom his fellow-creatures never amused, suggested that the new people
might be feeling a bit busy, and so on, since they had only just moved
in. "I
suggested we should hinder them," said Mr. Beebe. "They are
worth it." Unlatching the gate, he sauntered over the triangular
green to Cissie Villa. "Hullo!" he cried, shouting in at the
open door, through which much squalor was visible. A
grave voice replied, "Hullo!" "I've
brought some one to see you." "I'll
be down in a minute." The
passage was blocked by a wardrobe, which the removal men had failed to
carry up the stairs. Mr. Beebe edged round it with difficulty. The
sitting-room itself was blocked with books. "Are
these people great readers?" Freddy whispered. "Are they that
sort?" "I
fancy they know how to read--a rare accomplishment. What have they got?
Byron. Exactly. A Shropshire Lad. Never heard of it. The Way of All
Flesh. Never heard of it. Gibbon. Hullo! dear George reads German.
Um--um--Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, and so we go on. Well, I suppose your
generation knows its own business, Honeychurch." "Mr.
Beebe, look at that," said Freddy in awestruck tones.
On
the cornice of the wardrobe, the hand of an amateur had painted this
inscription: "Mistrust all enterprises that require new
clothes." "I
know. Isn't it jolly? I like that. I'm certain that's the old man's
doing." "How
very odd of him!" "Surely
you agree?" But
Freddy was his mother's son and felt that one ought not to go on
spoiling the furniture. "Pictures!"
the clergyman continued, scrambling about the room. "Giotto--they
got that at Florence, I'll be bound." "The
same as Lucy's got." "Oh,
by-the-by, did Miss Honeychurch enjoy London?" "She
came back yesterday." "I
suppose she had a good time?" "Yes,
very," said Freddy, taking up a book. "She and Cecil are
thicker than ever." "That's
good hearing." "I
wish I wasn't such a fool, Mr. Beebe." Mr.
Beebe ignored the remark. "Lucy
used to be nearly as stupid as I am, but it'll be very different now,
mother thinks. She will read all kinds of books."
"So
will you." "Only
medical books. Not books that you can talk about afterwards. Cecil is
teaching Lucy Italian, and he says her playing is wonderful. There are
all kinds of things in it that we have never noticed. Cecil says--"
"What
on earth are those people doing upstairs? Emerson--we think we'll come
another time." George
ran downstairs and pushed them into the room without speaking.
"Let
me introduce Mr. Honeychurch, a neighbour." Then
Freddy hurled one of the thunderbolts of youth. Perhaps he was shy,
perhaps he was friendly, or perhaps he thought that George's face wanted
washing. At all events he greeted him with, "How d'ye do? Come and
have a bathe." "Oh,
all right," said George, impassive. Mr.
Beebe was highly entertained. "'How
d'ye do? How d'ye do? Come and have a bathe,'" he chuckled.
"That's the best conversational opening I've ever heard. But I'm
afraid it will only act between men. Can you picture a lady who has been
introduced to another lady by a third lady opening civilities with 'How
do you do? Come and have a bathe'? And yet you will tell me that the
sexes are equal." "I
tell you that they shall be," said Mr. Emerson, who had been slowly
descending the stairs. "Good afternoon, Mr. Beebe. I tell you they
shall be comrades, and George thinks the same." "We
are to raise ladies to our level?" the clergyman inquired.
"The
Garden of Eden," pursued Mr. Emerson, still descending, "which
you place in the past, is really yet to come. We shall enter it when we
no longer despise our bodies." Mr.
Beebe disclaimed placing the Garden of Eden anywhere. "In
this--not in other things--we men are ahead. We despise the body less
than women do. But not until we are comrades shall we enter the
garden." "I
say, what about this bathe?" murmured Freddy, appalled at the mass
of philosophy that was approaching him. "I
believed in a return to Nature once. But how can we return to Nature
when we have never been with her? Today, I believe that we must
discover Nature. After many conquests we shall attain simplicity. It is
our heritage." "Let
me introduce Mr. Honeychurch, whose sister you will remember at
Florence." "How
do you do? Very glad to see you, and that you are taking George for a
bathe. Very glad to hear that your sister is going to marry. Marriage is
a duty. I am sure that she will be happy, for we know Mr. Vyse, too. He
has been most kind. He met us by chance in the National Gallery, and
arranged everything about this delightful house. Though I hope I have
not vexed Sir Harry Otway. I have met so few Liberal landowners, and I
was anxious to compare his attitude towards the game laws with the
Conservative attitude. Ah, this wind! You do well to bathe. Yours is a
glorious country, Honeychurch!" "Not
a bit!" mumbled Freddy. "I must--that is to say, I have to--
have the pleasure of calling on you later on, my mother says, I
hope." "CALL,
my lad? Who taught us that drawing-room twaddle? Call on your
grandmother! Listen to the wind among the pines! Yours is a glorious
country." Mr.
Beebe came to the rescue. "Mr.
Emerson, he will call, I shall call; you or your son will return our
calls before ten days have elapsed. I trust that you have realized about
the ten days' interval. It does not count that I helped you with the
stair-eyes yesterday. It does not count that they are going to bathe
this afternoon." "Yes,
go and bathe, George. Why do you dawdle talking? Bring them back to tea.
Bring back some milk, cakes, honey. The change will do you good. George
has been working very hard at his office. I can't believe he's
well." George
bowed his head, dusty and sombre, exhaling the peculiar smell of one who
has handled furniture. "Do
you really want this bathe?" Freddy asked him. "It is only a
pond, don't you know. I dare say you are used to something better."
"Yes--I
have said 'Yes' already." Mr.
Beebe felt bound to assist his young friend, and led the way out of the
house and into the pine-woods. How glorious it was! For a little time
the voice of old Mr. Emerson pursued them dispensing good wishes and
philosophy. It ceased, and they only heard the fair wind blowing the
bracken and the trees. Mr. Beebe, who could be silent, but who could not
bear silence, was compelled to chatter, since the expedition looked like
a failure, and neither of his companions would utter a word. He spoke of
Florence. George attended gravely, assenting or dissenting with slight
but determined gestures that were as inexplicable as the motions of the
tree-tops above their heads. And
what a coincidence that you should meet Mr. Vyse! Did you realize that
you would find all the Pension Bertolini down here?"
"I
did not. Miss Lavish told me." "When
I was a young man, I always meant to write a 'History of
Coincidence.'" No
enthusiasm. "Though,
as a matter of fact, coincidences are much rarer than we suppose. For
example, it isn't purely coincidentally that you are here now, when one
comes to reflect." To
his relief, George began to talk. "It
is. I have reflected. It is Fate. Everything is Fate. We are flung
together by Fate, drawn apart by Fate--flung together, drawn apart. The
twelve winds blow us--we settle nothing--" "You
have not reflected at all," rapped the clergyman. "Let me give
you a useful tip, Emerson: attribute nothing to Fate. Don't say, 'I
didn't do this,' for you did it, ten to one. Now I'll cross-question
you. Where did you first meet Miss Honeychurch and myself?"
"Italy."
"And
where did you meet Mr. Vyse, who is going to marry Miss Honeychurch?"
"National
Gallery." "Looking
at Italian art. There you are, and yet you talk of coincidence and Fate.
You naturally seek out things Italian, and so do we and our friends.
This narrows the field immeasurably we meet again in it."
"It
is Fate that I am here," persisted George. "But you can call
it Italy if it makes you less unhappy." Mr.
Beebe slid away from such heavy treatment of the subject. But he was
infinitely tolerant of the young, and had no desire to snub George.
"And
so for this and for other reasons my "'History of Coincidence' is
still to write." Silence. Wishing
to round off the episode, he added; "We are all so glad that you
have come." Silence. "Here
we are!" called Freddy. "Oh,
good!" exclaimed Mr. Beebe, mopping his brow. "In
there's the pond. I wish it was bigger," he added apologetically.
They
climbed down a slippery bank of pine-needles. There lay the pond, set in
its little alp of green--only a pond, but large enough to contain the
human body, and pure enough to reflect the sky. On account of the rains,
the waters had flooded the surrounding grass, which showed like a
beautiful emerald path, tempting these feet towards the central pool.
"It's
distinctly successful, as ponds go," said Mr. Beebe. "No
apologies are necessary for the pond." George
sat down where the ground was dry, and drearily unlaced his boots.
"Aren't
those masses of willow-herb splendid? I love willow-herb in seed. What's
the name of this aromatic plant?" No
one knew, or seemed to care. "These
abrupt changes of vegetation--this little spongeous tract of water
plants, and on either side of it all the growths are tough or
brittle--heather, bracken, hurts, pines. Very charming, very charming.
"Mr.
Beebe, aren't you bathing?" called Freddy, as he stripped himself.
Mr.
Beebe thought he was not. "Water's
wonderful!" cried Freddy, prancing in. "Water's
water," murmured George. Wetting his hair first--a sure sign of
apathy--he followed Freddy into the divine, as indifferent as if he were
a statue and the pond a pail of soapsuds. It was necessary to use his
muscles. It was necessary to keep clean. Mr. Beebe watched them, and
watched the seeds of the willow-herb dance chorically above their heads.
"Apooshoo,
apooshoo, apooshoo," went Freddy, swimming for two strokes in
either direction, and then becoming involved in reeds or mud. "Is
it worth it?" asked the other, Michelangelesque on the flooded
margin. The
bank broke away, and he fell into the pool before he had weighed the
question properly. "Hee-poof--I've
swallowed a pollywog, Mr. Beebe, water's wonderful, water's simply
ripping." "Water's
not so bad," said George, reappearing from his plunge, and
sputtering at the sun. "Water's
wonderful. Mr. Beebe, do." "Apooshoo,
kouf." Mr.
Beebe, who was hot, and who always acquiesced where possible, looked
around him. He could detect no parishioners except the pine-trees,
rising up steeply on all sides, and gesturing to each other against the
blue. How glorious it was! The world of motor-cars and rural Deans
receded inimitably. Water, sky, evergreens, a wind--these things not
even the seasons can touch, and surely they lie beyond the intrusion of
man? "I
may as well wash too"; and soon his garments made a third little
pile on the sward, and he too asserted the wonder of the water.
It
was ordinary water, nor was there very much of it, and, as Freddy said,
it reminded one of swimming in a salad. The three gentlemen rotated in
the pool breast high, after the fashion of the nymphs in
Gotterdammerung. But either because the rains had given a freshness or
because the sun was shedding a most glorious heat, or because two of the
gentlemen were young in years and the third young in spirit--for some
reason or other a change came over them, and they forgot Italy and
Botany and Fate. They began to play. Mr. Beebe and Freddy splashed each
other. A little deferentially, they splashed George. He was quiet: they
feared they had offended him. Then all the forces of youth burst out. He
smiled, flung himself at them, splashed them, ducked them, kicked them,
muddied them, and drove them out of the pool. "Race
you round it, then," cried Freddy, and they raced in the sunshine,
and George took a short cut and dirtied his shins, and had to bathe a
second time. Then Mr. Beebe consented to run--a memorable sight.
They
ran to get dry, they bathed to get cool, they played at being Indians in
the willow-herbs and in the bracken, they bathed to get clean. And all
the time three little bundles lay discreetly on the sward, proclaiming:
"No.
We are what matters. Without us shall no enterprise begin. To us shall
all flesh turn in the end." "A
try! A try!" yelled Freddy, snatching up George's bundle and
placing it beside an imaginary goal-post. "Socker
rules," George retorted, scattering Freddy's bundle with a kick.
"Goal!"
"Goal!"
"Pass!"
"Take
care my watch!" cried Mr. Beebe. Clothes
flew in all directions. "Take
care my hat! No, that's enough, Freddy. Dress now. No, I say!"
But
the two young men were delirious. Away they twinkled into the trees,
Freddy with a clerical waistcoat under his arm, George with a wide-awake
hat on his dripping hair. "That'll
do!" shouted Mr. Beebe, remembering that after all he was in his
own parish. Then his voice changed as if every pine-tree was a Rural
Dean. "Hi! Steady on! I see people coming you fellows!"
Yells,
and widening circles over the dappled earth. "Hi!
Hi! LADIES!" Neither
George nor Freddy was truly refined. Still, they did not hear Mr.
Beebe's last warning or they would have avoided Mrs. Honeychurch, Cecil,
and Lucy, who were walking down to call on old Mrs. Butterworth. Freddy
dropped the waistcoat at their feet, and dashed into some bracken.
George whooped in their faces, turned and scudded away down the path to
the pond, still clad in Mr. Beebe's hat. "Gracious
alive!" cried Mrs. Honeychurch. "Whoever were those
unfortunate people? Oh, dears, look away! And poor Mr. Beebe, too!
Whatever has happened?" "Come
this way immediately," commanded Cecil, who always felt that he
must lead women, though knew not whither, and protect them, though he
knew not against what. He led them now towards the bracken where Freddy
sat concealed. "Oh,
poor Mr. Beebe! Was that his waistcoat we left in the path? Cecil, Mr.
Beebe's waistcoat--" No
business of ours, said Cecil, glancing at Lucy, who was all parasol and
evidently "minded." "I
fancy Mr. Beebe jumped back into the pond." "This
way, please, Mrs. Honeychurch, this way." They
followed him up the bank attempting the tense yet nonchalant expression
that is suitable for ladies on such occasions. "Well,
I can't help it," said a voice close ahead, and Freddy reared a
freckled face and a pair of snowy shoulders out of the fronds. "I
can't be trodden on, can I?" "Good
gracious me, dear; so it's you! What miserable management! Why not have
a comfortable bath at home, with hot and cold laid on?"
"Look
here, mother, a fellow must wash, and a fellow's got to dry, and if
another fellow--" "Dear,
no doubt you're right as usual, but you are in no position to argue.
Come, Lucy." They turned. "Oh, look--don't look! Oh, poor Mr.
Beebe! How unfortunate again--" For
Mr. Beebe was just crawling out of the pond, On whose surface garments
of an intimate nature did float; while George, the world-weary George,
shouted to Freddy that he had hooked a fish. "And
me, I've swallowed one," answered he of the bracken. "I've
swallowed a pollywog. It wriggleth in my tummy. I shall die-- Emerson
you beast, you've got on my bags." "Hush,
dears," said Mrs. Honeychurch, who found it impossible to remain
shocked. "And do be sure you dry yourselves thoroughly first. All
these colds come of not drying thoroughly." "Mother,
do come away," said Lucy. "Oh for goodness' sake, do
come." "Hullo!"
cried George, so that again the ladies stopped. He
regarded himself as dressed. Barefoot, bare-chested, radiant and
personable against the shadowy woods, he called: "Hullo,
Miss Honeychurch! Hullo!" "Bow,
Lucy; better bow. Whoever is it? I shall bow." Miss
Honeychurch bowed. That
evening and all that night the water ran away. On the morrow the pool
had shrunk to its old size and lost its glory. It had been a call to the
blood and to the relaxed will, a passing benediction whose influence did
not pass, a holiness, a spell, a momentary chalice for youth.
PART
ONE
Chapter
II: In Santa Croce with No Baedeker
Chapter
III: Music, Violets, and the Letter "S"
Chapter
V: Possibilities of a Pleasant Outing
Chapter
VI: The Reverend Arthur Beebe, the Reverend Cuthbert Eager, Mr.
Emerson, Mr. George Emerson, Miss Eleanor Lavish, Miss Charlotte Bartlett,
and Miss Lucy Honeychurch Drive Out in Carriages to See a View; Italians
Drive Them.
PART
TWO
Chapter
IX: Lucy As a Work of Art
Chapter
X: Cecil as a Humourist
Chapter
XI: In Mrs. Vyse's Well-Appointed Flat
Chapter
XIII: How Miss Bartlett's Boiler Was So Tiresome
Chapter
XIV: How Lucy Faced the External Situation Bravely
Chapter
XV: The Disaster Within
Chapter
XVIII: Lying to Mr. Beebe, Mrs. Honeychurch, Freddy, and The Servants
Chapter
XIX: Lying to Mr. Emerson
Chapter
XX: The End of the Middle Ages
A Room With A View, by E. M.
Forster